The Topic:
Durandal

The Question:
 

Can you briefly summarize the plot of the Marathon series? I found one at some fan site, but it was a fucking doctoral thesis. Perhaps if these rabid mac fanatics worked on getting better hardware or software support, their platform would be more than a joke.

Responses:
 Durandal

That was the summary. The full story is the equivalent of 7 of your doctoral theses.

Dr. Egon Spengler  

My doctoral thesis was the equivalent of 9 of your doctoral theses.

 Doc Brown

Well, my doctoral thesis was the equivalent of 5 of your doctoral theses.

 Sifl & Olly

So...5 of Egon's doctoral thesis plus 4 of Doc Brown's doctoral thesis plus the plot of Marathon would equal 62 normal doctoral theses, and that means...er...what was the point again?

Sifl & Olly  

No, no, Doc Brown's thesis was the equivalent of 5 of Egon's thesis, so that's 5 times 9 times 4 which is 180, plus 5 times 9 which is 45, plus the 7 for Marathon, which is 232 Doctoral Theses.

 Kurt Gödel

Heavy.

 Sifl & Olly

So 5 times 9 times 4 + 5 times 9 plus 7...but wait, was Egon's thesis 9 times a normal doctoral thesis or Durandal's doctoral thesis?

Sifl & Olly  

Did Durandal have a doctoral thesis or ...

 Dr. Egon Spengler

Would you all please just shut up!?


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