From: afaeaton@aol.com (AFA Eaton)
Top Ten Signs You've Been Playing Marathon Too Long:

10. You feel the urge to shoot co-workers who wear green jumpsuits

9. You actually READ all the posts in alt.games.marathon...

8. When asked about your opinion of the Simpson murder trial, you respond,
"Durandal, no question."

7. When asked how you spent Christmas break, you brag about "Bob Hang
Time"...

6. You carry around a pez dispenser and always empty your "clip" before
entring a room

5. You've recorded the dimensions of every room in your office or college,
waiting for the moment a real map editor ships

4. You actually got the Attack Bob patch to work

3. You sidestep around corners "To get a better line of sight..."

2. Upon entring an unfamiliar room, you flip all the light switches you
can find and knock on walls to find "secrets"

1. Two words: Nerf Weapons


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From: afaeaton@aol.com (AFA Eaton)
Newsgroups: comp.sys.mac.games
Subject: Re: You know you are obsessed with Marathon when...
Date: 15 Feb 1995 15:00:10 -0500
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